{"id":103,"date":"2024-03-29T16:28:14","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T16:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/?p=103"},"modified":"2024-03-29T16:28:15","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T16:28:15","slug":"this-womans-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"This Woman\u2019s Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, \u201cDo you have a Vagina?\u201d She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, \u201cDo you have a Vagina?\u201d She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days<strong>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, \u201cHoney, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again.\u201d The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, \u201cHoney, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he\u2019s going with this.\u201d She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, \u201cDo you have a Vagina?\u201d \u201cYes I do.\u201d says the lady. The man replies, \u201cGood, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife\u2019s alone and start using yours!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":104,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wow"],"views":15015,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iinfos.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}